I hate your blog! :)

I hate your blog! :)

Hannah XX

Essays, 2003 - 2009

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I felt like one or two things needed to be salvaged from one of my old, defunct blogs, so I pulled the posts up, went through them, and thought, "Hmm, some of this doesn't suck - why not salvage a bunch of this stuff?" So this not-so-well-thought-out volume came to be. It's best not to think too much, and this pocket-sized bottle rocket is proof of that. As Bob Dylan sang, If I'd a thought about it, I never woulda done it.

181 pages, perfect bound, with a full color black and white cover featuring some of my creepy Holga photos. It is yours for a pittance here on this site only.

Carry the entire Internet - the good bits anyway - in your pocket!

i hate your blog! :) is in the permanent collection of The Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library at Yale University.

As you can see, the name on the book is Michael. That's my old name. Now I'm Hannah. Don't be confused, it's just the modern world coming to alter your DNA. Relax. It won't hurt.

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