don't quit your day job - 12 poems - 28 pages
porcupine quill pen - 12 poems - 24 pages
Oscar Night - short story - 16 pages
Set of three chapbooks. Edition of 50, numbered and signed, with original hand-made block print covers. I made these myself because alternative man was over a year and a half late in being published and distributed, and people were openly mocking me; "So...where's that book you are always talking about? Ha ha ha!"
Had I stopped to think about how much work it would actually be to hand-print 150 covers and assemble 150 books, I would have never started, but once I was ankle-deep in it, I couldn't stop. I think I sold these sets for $10, which, in retrospect, seems insane. But I'm like Crazy Eddie, man, slashing prices to the bone! At least back in those days.
The paper edition is long gone, but now you can get an electronic edition that includes facsimiles of the original handmade covers and a new foreword that will tell you nothing new. But it's there, so it's probably best to consider it a feature.
Yes, the name on the books is Michael. That's my old name. Now I'm Hannah. Don't be confused, it's just the modern world coming to shake, rattle, and roll you. You'll be fine.
Paperback: Sold out
Original paperback covers
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